Lost in Translation

Amusing always are signs that have been translated into English. I found these in Japan.


Human Transport? I thought that was what buses were for

Instructions on toilets scare me. It shouldn't be complicated, should it? This one was in my hotel room.   

This was a sign in the elevator of my hotel. Looks as if they had Scooby Doo doing the editing. That or Robby works the front desk.